This guy has been to every Superbowl. EVERY Superbowl. The title card says it 4 seconds into the commercial, "Larry has been to every Superbowl". He then goes on to say that he has missed births and weddings, real human events but he has no intention of missing a football game.
Wow... some priorities there bud. Larry comes off like a real asshole and Visa thinks its cool to use him as a spokesman for their product? Lets spotlight some dried up twig of a man whose priorities on what's important in life is so outta whack that he'd make more of an effort to attend a football game than the wedding or birth presumably of a loved one.
Who the hell thought this was a good idea?