Monday, June 27, 2011

James Dyson - Inventing Solutions To A Problem No One Complained About

Why does Sir James Dyson keep improving on shit we don't have a problem with?
Dyson invented the blade-less fan which is a cool looking appliance, its like a small scale jet engine for your living room. But was there really a demand for a blade-less fan?

Friday, June 17, 2011

Bad Joke of the Day 2 - You Write The Punchline...

"No, no, no Sarah! I said go to the kitchen and make some LOX. Oy, we're ruined!"
Fat chick
Pastry penises
There's a joke in there SOMEWHERE!



update: we got a winner!!! By CHWolf, see above...

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Go The F*ck To Sleep - Samuel L. Jackson The New Dr. Seuss

/wahaha this reminds me of Marvin K. Mooney Would You Please Go Now!

miss those days..

Yes! The Truth Cums Out! GIRLS WATCH PORN!!!

now if we can get them to watch the game with the same rapt attention the world would be PERFECT!!!

Sunday, June 12, 2011

There's No Rehab For Stupid, Anthony Weiner

U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner, who has been under fire after admitting to inappropriate communications with women online, has decided to seek treatment "to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person," his spokeswoman said Saturday.
While the New York congressman seeks treatment at an undisclosed location, he will take a "short leave of absence" from Congress, Risa Heller said in a statement.
A Democratic source, familiar with conversations among Weiner and Democratic leadership about his fate, did not know what specific type of treatment Weiner, 46, would undergo.


Thursday, June 9, 2011

Let's Take A Break From Politics For A While...

Urban Cowgirl gets her ride on!



Andrew Breitbart Upset About Weiner Pic

Speaking to radio hosts John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou on KFI in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Breitbart said: "I want an investigation from Sirius into what the hell happened there."
Breitbart was in New York earlier in the day for an appearance on the Opie & Anthony Show, where he passed around his cell phone to hosts Anthony Cumia and Gregg Hughes, along with sidekick Jim Norton and actor Vincent D'Onofrio, who was also a guest of the show Wednesday. The picture of Weiner's genitals were on the phone's screen and after Breitbart left the studio the picture hit the Internet.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Welcome To Tiger Woodsville, D*ckhead! Weiner's Angels Start To Come Out...

Didn't take long for the parade of bitches to start. In what has now become a tradition in sex and sex related scandals is the scramble for the most attention from the women involved. To watch it is like seeing a bizarre reverse of the light and cockroaches saying. Turn on the lights and watch the cockroaches scatter but in this case its to the spot light instead of away from it.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Anthony Weiner...You DUMBASS!!

Weiner admits pics are his...




You KNOW the GOP will come after you with both barrels over this.

Yet another politician who blows it over the hint of pussy.

Why does it have to be called the GREAT WHITE shark??

Why come it's got to called the GREAT white shark???

First of all its mostly GREY yet it ain't called the GREAT grey shark..And the panther is just called the BLACK panther..not the ACCOMPLISHED black panther or EMPLOYABLE or EXPERIENCED black panther or even the MASTERFUL black panther. It's just a plain black panther.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Come On Anthony Weiner Stop Attention whoring!

did I do that?

If i didn't know any better (and I don't) I would swear that Weiner is enjoying this moment.

This dude has run his mouth nonstop about this stupid issue and the media is only too happy to oblige him. Was it really necessary for CNN's Wolf Blitzer to hold a sit down interview with him over this?

He's done MSNBC and other networks as well and in every interview he gives the same over-thinking evasive answers. I pretty much was going to ignore the whole thing because its ridiculous but after Weiner's incessant yapping about it, I decided to see what the hell the hullabaloo was about (yes I said hullabaloo).