Sunday, July 31, 2011

Time For Obama To Pull The Trigger On The 14th Amendment



The Atlantic

Five Reasons the House GOP Is to Blame

By James Fallows
Many Republican readers have written to ask why I have posted "partisan" charts, like the one after the jump, that use data from the Congressional Budget Office and elsewhere to show that tax cuts over the past decade have played a huge role in creating mammoth federal debt.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Finally, Truth In Advertising! Hail To The All Powerful Vagina!


Its incredible how gutsy the ad firms are getting nowadays. That commercial is funny and historically accurate. Like the love of money, the love of punani has the been the root of many a conflict over the centuries. But you have to admit that its pretty good thinking to link it to feminine hygiene in a sort of tongue in cheek way. "Hey ladies, take care of your cooters, it's important to us all." is the clear message and its funny cause its true.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Waxing Nostalgic II - Nic And Golden Chest Of Porn

Or The Summer I Learned How To Pick A Lock.

Every man in here got a pornography stash in the crib. Not an illegal amount, just enough to get you by! "
- Chris Rock



Not too long after finding out about scrambled porn, I became aware of my two older brothers behavior. I noticed that they spent more and more time in the bathroom and in their rooms. What it was that making them take longer and longer eluded me but whenever I went in after them there was this heavy scent of Jergens® hand lotion. Now you guys may have put it together but at that time I had no clue. One time while I was in the bathroom, actually using it for what it was designed for, I bent over to pull up my pants and saw something under the tub.

We had an old fashioned bathtub back then and in the far corner there was something laying on the floor. Reaching under the tub I picked up a magazine called Players. Players was the black version of Playboy back then. Giddily thumbing through the magazine I couldn't believe what I was looking at. Full on nekkid women and this time it wasn't scrambled and squiggly like with the cable porn. Crystal clear images of glistening bodies in the sexiest and most graphic poses I had ever seen.

AND IT WAS ALL MINE HAHAHAHA!!!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Rupert Murdoch's Wife, Wendi Deng, Is A Ride Or Die Chick!

"Mr. Bond has become a problem to my plans for world domination, I want you to take care of him for me..."

Now that's the kind of woman I want as a wife. During the British Parliament's News Corp Hacking Hearings a man attempted to hit Rupert Murdoch in the face with a pie. During the scuffle Deng didn't hesitate to jump into the fray and protect her meal ticke- I mean husband.

Friday, July 8, 2011

The Growing List Of Horny Female Teachers In America




Has the world changed in the last 15 years or have women always been this horny and bad?

In the last decade or so there has been something of an explosion in reports and incidences of female teachers getting sexually involved with teenage boys. Whats interesting is that a lot of these teachers are freakin' hot. Okay most are passable and cute but there are some that are down right beautiful.