Friday, April 29, 2011

Which Was Worse: The Clinton BJ Scandal or Obama Birther Conspiracy

"This shit wouldn't happen to anyone else" what they both thought during their controversies.

After all of the hoopla of the birther issue and a standing President lowering himself to show he is an American citizen some two and half years into his first term. Its easy to think "something like this would NEVER happen to a white man..." But then I remember that President Clinton's personal life was dragged through the streets for public consumption. His marriage was seriously and again publicly affected. And he was the second United States President in history so far to ever be put through the impeachment process (Andrew Johnson was the first to be put on trial and he acquitted as well). And all of this was over lying about getting a blow job mind you.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Obama To Trump And Birthers: F*** You Very Much...

"And for you birthers, I just want to say...you guys are fucking assholes!"

At least thats what he should have said. I'm torn on the issue myself. The President producing his original birth certificate long form because of the cacophony of noise from the right just plays into a history of the Obama administration placating conservative assholes.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Little Girl Joins The Sith

thats freakin' AWESOME!!!! /wahaha

I'm surprised this never happened before...now they will probably have to write a scenario for it in the future

on a side note... if we're ever invaded by another country or aliens, we now know little Sariah is a collaborator..lol

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Bill Cosby And Donald Trump...Where's The Beef?

Bill Cosby was asked his opinion about the possibility of Donald Trump running for President:


to which The Donald responded thus:

Monday, April 11, 2011

Run Carl Run...Just Don't Sing!!!




TRENTON, N.J. -- Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis is planning to run for New Jersey Senate.
A state Democratic Party official says Lewis will announce his candidacy on Monday.
Lewis has called a 2 p.m. news conference in Burlington County to announce his "political plans."

Monday, April 4, 2011

What Peter Parker's Kids Would Look Like...

Mio Water Enhancer - Translation - DRANK FOR WHITE FOLKS


Kraft Foods has come out with a new concentrated beverage that's designed to change and enhance plain old water. The commercials look slick and the product looks good. But I had this nagging familiar feeling about it. You just squirt the concentrated mixture into a glass of water and voilĂ  instant fancy drink. But is it really fancy?

Friday, April 1, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Sex Tape Uncovered!

REUTERS - A Chicago woman alleges to have had an affair with then Senator Obama shortly after his rousing keynote speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention. The woman whose identity has not been revealed at this time also claims to be in possession of a video tape of the affair. A spokesman for the White House says an investigation is pending and that First Lady, Michelle Obama, will address the issue at the press briefing.