I got my tickets dammit and if I hit don't call me, visit or even write a freakin' letter! Whatever you are doing for me today March 30th 2012... KEEP DOING THAT SHIT on March 31st!!
Hell NO I don't have you!!
Hell NO I don't wanna hear what problems you got!!
Hell NO I don't wanna reconcile over the "petty bullshit" we're beefin' on.
If you weren't there when I had nothing then what the fuck do I need you there for after I get something??
Yup half a billion is more money than one person could ever spend by themselves but you can bet your ass I'ma try my damnedest to spend it BUY MY SELF!! (yes I spelled it like that on purpose)
If you were a false friend who didn't give a fuck about me then the BEST you can get is to hope I don't use my new found riches to destroy your ass!
YES I'LL HAVE HALF A BILLION DOLLARS AND I CARRY GRUDGES...BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID!
That much money can put you on a different level..I mean like a James Bond villain level.
"I don't expect you to talk Mr.Bond, I expect you to die!" That's some Goldfinger shit! That's some buy a remote island, a death ray and an attack satellite shit!
If you're walking your dog one morning and it suddenly burst into flames...I MISSED!
If a man dressed like this is ringing your doorbell then you've just made my shit list!
I'll have half a billion dollars and suddenly a whole lot of free time.. THAT'S NOT SOMEONE YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH!
So to sum it up... for those who had my back before (and that's a very short list) If I hit, I got you.
For those who turned their backs or just gave lip service, kiss my incredibly rich ass twice!
Just in case I don't hit though...hey Dan, can I borrow 50 bucks cuz I spent my last 50 on lottery tickets? /blush