Sunday, December 23, 2012

Baby Its Cold Outside - What kind of rapist is this guy?!?

I really can't stay
(But baby it's cold outside)
I've got to go away
(But baby it's cold outside)
This evening has been
(Been hopin' that you'd drop in)
So very nice
(I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)

My mother will start to worry
(Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
And father will be pacing the floor
(Listen to the fireplace roar)
So really I'd better scurry
(Beautiful, please don't hurry)
Well maybe just a half a drink more
(Put some records on while I pour)

The neighbors might think
(Baby, it's bad out there)
Say, what's in this drink?
(No cabs to be had out there)
I wish I knew how
(Your eyes are like starlight now)
To break this spell
(I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)
I ought to say no, no, no, sir
(Mind if I move in closer)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
(What's the sense of hurtin' my pride?)
I really can't stay
(Baby don't hold out)
Ahh, but it's cold outside

I simply must go
(But baby, it's cold outside)
The answer is no
(But baby, it's cold outside)
This welcome has been
(How lucky that you dropped in)
So nice and warm
(Look out the window at that storm)

My sister will be suspicious
(Gosh your lips look delicious)
My brother will be there at the door
(Waves upon a tropical shore)
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
(Ooh your lips are delicious)
Well maybe just a cigarette more
(Never such a blizzard before)

I've got to get home
(But baby, you'll freeze out there)
Say, lend me a coat
(It's up to your knees out there)
You've really been grand
(I thrilled when you touched my hand)
But don't you see
(How can you do this thing to me?)

There's bound to be talk tomorrow
(Think of my life long sorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied
(If you caught pneumonia and died)
I really can't stay
(Get over that old out)

Ahhh, but it's cold outside

I never really paid much attention the song but generally thought it was just a romantic holiday diddy. That is  until recently when I actually listened to the lyrics. Written in the 40's by songwriter Frank Loesser, the lyrics reflect the sensibilities of the time but in the 21st century that song sounds like the date rapist's theme.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

From Wholesome to Whore: The Suzy Favor Hamilton Story

Three-time Olympic runner Suzy Favor Hamilton's secret life has caught up to her: The Smoking Gun revealed in a Thursday report that Favor Hamilton has worked for the past year as a $600-an-hour call girl.

In December 2011, Favor Hamilton, 44, began work as "Kelly Lundy" for a Las Vegas escort service called Haley Heston's Private Collection. She apparently later leaked her true identity to some clients, according to the Smoking Gun. A reporter for the outlet confronted Hamilton and she eventually confessed, saying it was a "huge mistake."

In the track and field world, Favor Hamilton is perhaps best known for leading with 200 meters left in the 1,500 meter race at the Sydney Olympics, but mysteriously collapsing in the homestretch to finish last. The New York Times reported Favor Hamilton had the best time in the world entering the race, after a collegiate career at Wisconsin, where she won a then-record nine titles.

Favor Hamilton admitted to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel in July that she took a dive in Sydney on purpose. "I wanted that gold so bad," she told the paper. "I thought that was the only way to true happiness in my life. It was unbelievable how I let my brain get so out of perspective."

Despite being shut out of a medal at three Olympics, Favor Hamilton's wholesome blonde looks and extended run as one of America's best middle-distance stars, the paper noted, led to a slew of endorsements, including for Nike. She had dozens of speaking engagements annually.

you can see the freak in her eyes