Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Bad Joke Of The Day 6

"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."


/wahaha

Saturday, April 6, 2013

The BEST Death Stare of the century!!! No Really it is!!




We're all familiar with the story: Husband cheats on wife, wife finds out, wife confronts side chick on the street, wife proceeds to snatch her bald, husband looks stupid, hilarity ensues.


But this shot right here is where it goes to the next level. Wife gives husband the most intense death stare EVAR!!!


That slow turn and hard gaze just runs chills down your spine then giggles as you're glad it isn't YOU in the hot seat on this one. Advice for the dude in the video..don't even go home..just sleep in the car..with one eye open..and a club and the fastest route to the hospital in mind just in case. Cause I guarantee you sister is NOT bullshittin'!

/wahaha


Friday, April 5, 2013

Misleading Song Titles - Just name it after the chorus dammit!


Song writers stop being cute with the titles and just call the song by the chorus or whatever word is repeated the most!! Its fucking ANNOYING trying to find a song by the words that you hear the most only to discover its titled after a word or phrase either mentioned ONCE or buried deep in the damn song. Or worse yet, a song with an esoteric title that's not even in the damn lyrics.

 Songs where the title isn't mentioned in the lyrics:

ARTIST OR BAND --- POPULARLY KNOWN AS --- ACTUAL TITLE

Buffalo Springfield --- Stop, Hey, What's that sound --- For What Its Worth

Brothers Johnson --- Strawberry Letter 22 --- Strawberry Letter 23

Audio Slave --- Take It Out On Me --- Cochise

Faith No More --- You Want It All But You Can't Have It --- Epic

Marvin Gaye --- Makes Me Wanna Holler --- Inner City Blues

The Who --- Teenage Waste Land --- Baba O'Reilly

Jay Z --- New York --- Empire State Of Mind

Crystal Waters --- She's Homeless or The La da dee la da da song --- Gypsy Woman

The Jacksons  --- Heartbreak Hotel --- This Place Hotel (I literally passed up buying this single MULTIPLE TIMES because of the title change back in the day. Only YEARS later did I learn the truth: a hit recording by The Jacksons when it was released in 1980. The song's title was changed because of the 1956 Elvis Presley hit, "Heartbreak Hotel". Michael was unaware of the Presley song but had the title changed nonetheless.- wiki

Fred Wesley And The J.Bs --- Gonna have a Funky Good Time --- Doin' It To Death

Songs where the title is a word or phrase either mentioned once, not as emphasized as another word or phrase or parenthesized:

ARTIST OR BAND --- POPULARLY KNOWN AS --- ACTUAL TITLE

Four Tops --- Sugar Pie Honey Bunch (this is added to the title but in parenthesis) --- Can't Help Myself

The Black Keys --- A Broken Heart Is Blind  --- Little Black Submarine (the first words spoken in the song and never mentioned again)

Frank Sinatra --- Fly Me To The Moon (parenthesized in the title) --- In Other Words (even tho this phrase is sung many times fly me to the moon is emphasized much stronger and therefore more memorable)

Parliament Funkadelic --- Bop Gun --- Endangered Species

Nat King Cole --- Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire --- The Christmas Song

Rupert Holmes --- The Pina Colada Song --- Escape

Phil Collins --- Take A Look At Me Now --- Against All Odds

James Brown --- I Feel Good --- I Got You (he actually says I Got You many times at the end of the verse but come on...)



More songs added as I go.

feel free to add more in the comments section /hihi